Oh Joy!
Once again, our hero Professor Bob Carter has graced us with his presence giving a free lecture at Waikato University and of course we couldn't pass up this opportunity to get out there to spread the word and recruit as many new Flat Earthers as possible. Where would we be without Bob's army of tireless fighters for truth in a world gone mad with climate change loonies and round earth nutters!? These people truly are a beacon of truth while collapsing ice shelfs, Australian bush fires, vanishing summer sea ice cover over the Arctic are driving everyone away from us! These are the hard-core, our target audience who stay strong and fight tirelessly against the dual conspiracies of anthropogenic climate change and round earthery.
Despite the continual decline of believers, we at the F.E.S. firmly believe that the day will come when our centuries of conspiracy battling experience will combine with your dwindling network of Climate denialists and all the funding they get from the petroleum industry uniting us in our combined struggle against the evil forces of the IPCC, NASA, Google Earth and The News.
Stay strong - its not over yet Bob! We've been through all this before and have persevered throughout thick and thin, keeping the truth alive, still getting out there and fighting the good fight so that everyone may once again know of the true shape of our planet. Yes, its depressing when nobody believes you, but we know better don't we Bob?
Bob, on behalf of all remaining Flat Earth believers we salute you and once again reach out a hand in solidarity in this time of great difficulty for us all. Please get in touch so we can prepare for your initiation ceremony when you will be presented with your very own Flat Earth Society robe and matching staff - oh what a momentous occasion it will be for us!
Stay Strong Bob, we're with you all the way!
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I am humbled by your efforts to find friends for us Flat Earthers. And it was with deepest regrets that I couldn't join you last evening - I've been off measuring the ice wall which is as strong as ever (no global warming there then!). The turtles also seem in pretty good shape.
You cockrags! You all typify the head in the sand anti-science approach that is so typical of scum bag attention seekers. You would rather run around in your stupid costumes rather than come inside and listen to an argument using FACTS (something that you like to ignore) that might (and I know that this will be a shock to you) make you view this debate differently. This debate is what science does; but of course you are all media arts majors so I guess it will be making fools of yourself outside rather than thinking for yourselves. Just one fact; explain away the logarithmic forcing effect of CO2. Huh? Never heard of it? Faraday said 'I keep my theories on the tips of my fingers so that the merest breath of fact can blow them away.' You are dogmatists of the worst kind. You are the worst bien pansants and I have nothing but contempt for you and your organisation.
Dear Bradley,
Here at the F.E.S.N.Z. we take large words very seriously indeed. Furthermore, the sources of funding for those who utter them has never gotten in the way of our flagrant disregard for peer reviewed science - hense our undying love for Bob and his devotees.
If this were not the case, we would also have been taken in by the round earth hoax many centuries ago. We would hope that our persaverance speaks volumes.
Love and Solidarity
Nathanial Pipeblower
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Bob's evil Network of Climate Deniers and their links to Exxon Mobil Funding
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Luke from stuff would probably very keen to join your society.
I think you would have a lot in common.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/blogs/connector/3800530/Top-7-moon-hoax-videos
Hi im a new believer of the Flat Earth. I live in Wgtn NZ. Is there ways to get in touch with others who believe from nz?
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I belong to a Rotary Club in Christchurch. Would anyone consider giving a talk for us?
Cheers
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can this really be serious, are you people serious.
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Hi there! I produce the breakfast radio show Sarah, Sam and Toni on The Hits. We love talking about different points of view and beliefs on our show - would anyone from your society be interested giving a talk on air with us? We are looking at doing this topic this week commencing 24th July 2017. Thanks so much for your time! Heidi Roberts
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