Sunday, May 4, 2008

F.E.S.N.Z. Communique - The Heartland 500

We are very disappointed with the Heartland Institute, with whom we agree so wholeheartedly. Not only are we deeply saddened by the fact that our very own Nathanial Pipe-Blower [Tzar and 33rd degree Grand Wizard master of the first Inverted Pancake lodge of the totally Awesome Flat Earth Society Ltd] was not mentioned in this list of top skeptical scientists, but it seems that the Heartland Institute have been extremely sloppy in compiling their list of 500 "co-authors". It turns out that so many of the scientists they list don't agree with the "global warming isn't happening" line. Guys, you're letting us all down here!!! How are we meant to be seen as true conspiracy victims when the people who we say support our claims actually don't?!

Heres some of the comments made by scientists who were named in a Heartland Inststute article entitled: 500 Scientists with Documented Doubts of Man-Made Global Warming Scares

"I am horrified to find my name on such a list. I have spent the last 20 years arguing the opposite."

"I have NO doubts ..the recent changes in global climate ARE man-induced. I insist that you immediately remove my name from this list since I did not give you permission to put it there."

"I don't believe any of my work can be used to support any of the statements listed in the article."



These scientists, have been publically distancing themselves from this Heartland book and statement which really doesn't help us at all - it makes Heartland look like they're twisting and bending the truth to suit themselves. We thought Heartland were smarter than that :( and believe that if they had half the experience in dealing with conspiracies as we do, they wouldn't have made such a grave error.

As long time conspiracy victims we stand in solidarity with Heartland and the global network of climate change skeptics. We offer our deepest sympathies and 450 years of experience of living under the iron fist of round-earthers.

F.E.S.N.Z.

5 comments:

bi -- Intl. J. Inact. said...

No, no, no, no, the scientists are objecting to the list because they have been threatened by invisible Pinko-Bolshevist forces. In fact, each and every one of them actually harbours fervent doubts about the so-called global warming "theory". They're only saying the opposite to save their reputations... and their lives.

Here's proof: Go around and ask people whether they believe the Earth is round, and you'll get 100% unanimous agreement. When was the last time people expressed 100% unanimous agreement on anything? Yes, that was under Nazi Germany! I rest my case.

-- bi, International Journal of Inactivism

Anonymous said...

Please tell this site is a joke? Or are you guys seriously this deluded?

Nathanial Pipeblower said...

We are deadly serious. The Earth is as flat as a pancake and surrounded by a giant wall of ice. Climate change is a hoax, NASA, Charles Darwin and the IPCC are a bunch of of scientific charlatans. If you believe otherwise than you too are an unwilling messenger of this enormous conspiracy that forces us Flat Earthers and the climate skeptics to meet in secret locations and underground lairs only occasionally exposing ourselves to sunlight in order to propagate our message of truth.

Homer said...

Great!

Anonymous said...

If the earth is flat, whats on the other side?